a public service announcement
I remember all those ultra shitty purples I’d mix up in elementary school with red, blue and yellow. I don’t understand why school kids aren’t given access to CMYB earlier.
Oh man… those shitty, shitty purples. If you could hear my voice I’d have the poisonous scorn Cecil Gershwin Palmer would have for STEVE CARLSBERG.
Oh those shitty, SHITTY PURPLES. Who do you think ARE SCHOOL? TO GIVE ME THESE TERRIBLE PAINTS TO MIX THESE SHITTY SHITTY PURPLES.
OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS
An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.
So just take a deep breath and keep aiming.
Other times when you’re being dragged back into difficulties it’s zombies.
So next time you’re being dragged slowly and inexorably back, waiting for life to release your arrow, remember this advice:
"Look I’m not saying definitely zombies. But zombies."
AUSTIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH AND I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO LOOK AT THE URL I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING YOU. OH MY GOD