and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere
me eating anything ever.
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
me in school.
The man in the back, *looks at camera* “shit i looked at the camera” *look away, act cool*
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
*shoulder shrug* dane
OH NO ARE YOU A TINY SNAKE THE SIZE OF A BLACKBERRY! YOU ARE A TINY SNAKE THE SIZE OF A BLACKBERRY OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
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